FAQ

We've noticed that some of the same questions keep popping up. We'll try to answer the most common ones below, and add on as new questions arise.

Body Polish

What is it?

     A mind blowing mini massage in a jar that will leave your skin feeling softer and smoother than a just bathed, lotioned, and powdered baby's butt. Seriously. Better than a baby's butt.

I want skin better than a baby's butt! How do I use it?

     The ways are as varied as the winds, young grasshopper. Luckily, the basic instructions are the same for them all.

     Step 1 - wet the area you are planning to polish (hands, feet, whole body, left kneecap, wherever).

     Step 2 - Open jar, breathe the awesome scent deep, scoop out a generous amount of polish, and start smoothing it around (like it's soap).

     Step 3 - Pause and marvel at how amazing this feels.

     Step 4 - Continue to massage the polish in until the kids find you and start pounding on the door.     

     Step 5 - Rinse (use soap if you want to), be amazed at how soft and smooth your skin feels, and immediately make everyone around you feel.

Can I use this on my face?

     Yes...and no. To be perfectly frank, I don't know what your face is like. I don't know if it's super sensitive and must only be washed with the morning dew collected by fairies at the exact instant the first ray of sun touches the moon, or if you can take sandpaper to it. However, for MOST people, our Soothing Body Polish is perfectly safe to use on your face. Just use some common sense. We recommend using it once a week as part of a facial routine, and soaping off after.

 This smells so good! Can I eat it?

     Yes, we actually get this question. So, to clarify - NO!. While all of our ingredients are natural, many can be found in your kitchen, and we take care to use as many certified organic materials as we can, don't eat it. We use essential oils to scent our products, and many of them are NOT for internal consumption.

Is this helpful for eczema, psoriasis, and other skin problems?

     I have no idea. I'm not a dermatologist. Please talk to your doctor to find out.

 

Whipped Body Butter

What is it?

      An intensely nourishing treatment that seals in moisture and provides your skin with essential fats and vitamins. With regular use, your skin will appear younger, healthier, and have that pampered princess glow.

 I want princess skin! How do I use it?

     The ways are as varied as the winds, young grasshopper. Luckily, the basic instructions are the same for them all.

      Step 1 - Open jar, revel in the scent, and scoop a small amount out.

      Step 2 - Massage into your skin, everywhere and anywhere you wish - big toe, left elbow, halfway up the right shin, or just all over.

      Step 3 - Pause and marvel at how soft your skin already feels.

      Step 4 - Get ready for the day, planning how to 'accidentally' get people to feel your amazingly soft, smooth skin.     

Can I use this on my face?

     Yes...and no. To be perfectly frank, I don't know what your face is like. I don't know if looking sideways at a piece of pizza through a restaurant window halfway down the block will make you break out, or if you can perform a synchronized swim routine in a vat of olive oil without a single blemish. I do know that it is perfectly safe to use on your face, and if you have dry or aging skin it may be just what the doctor ordered!

This smells so good! Can I eat it?

     Yes, we actually get this question. So, to clarify - NO!. While all of our ingredients are natural, many can be found in your kitchen, and we take care to use as many certified organic materials as we can, don't eat it. We use essential oils to scent our products, and many of them are NOT for internal consumption.

Is this helpful for eczema, psoriasis, and other skin problems?

     I have no idea. I'm not a dermatologist. Please talk to your doctor to find out.

 

 

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